Animals partying like animals

Game Warden's plea:
Deer, haven't you had enough?

Ecstasy, or "X," the rave drug. Animals no longer forced to forage for fermenting fruits and grains. Migrating terns outfly commercial jets. Pelicans diving and retrieving military submarines.

Bears no longer eating salmon but drinking lots of water. Beavers build hydroelectric dams, power all-night deep-forest raves.

I forgot what else I was going to write here - you get the idea...
The sincerest form of subversion is satire.