Frequently-Asked QuestionsAl Qaedettes Cheerleaders & Drill Team |
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Whose side are you on?
The Al Qaedettes support peace, freedom, and holiness for the Arab
world and, if you'll get us some H1-B visas, the same for the West.
No, really?
OK we think the US Marines' dress uniforms are totally hot.
But Persian boys are most babelicious, followed closely by the
Germans. We'd like to be invaded by them, please.
What's a "UBO"?
"Unidentified Black Object." That's what Americans have been
calling Arab women in head-to-toe black garb since Gulf Wars I: The
Prequel. Beneath, we used to wear lingerie or Hello Kitty flannels, depending on
taste. But these days it's mostly body armor. :-(
What's an "Hijab"?
Hijab refers to the traditional head scarf for women. It is also the
Arabic word for "modesty."
What's an "IED"?
"Improvised Explosive Device." We say this to the press people at
CNN and Fox News: stop confusing it with "IUD," that is what your mothers
should have been improvising. Militaries have been dealing with
them (and your mothers) since before WWII and Viet Nam: "booby traps."
Are the Qaedettes a commercial
organization?
We are a 501-3c not-for-proft organization in the US, and are listed as
a Just Charitable Cause by the International Islamic Councils. Funding
comes from donations, ticket sales and Afghan poppy product export
sales.
How do I contact an Al Qaedette or a
Qaedette official?
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